Ernstin'

Aug 09

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Connor and me sporting the shirts we just bought—“read fast die young.”

Connor and me sporting the shirts we just bought—“read fast die young.”

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Aug 01

The 30 Harshest Philosopher-on-Philosopher Insults in History -

sensiblephilosophy:

This is hilarious.

Jul 31

Tongue like a lobster claw

Your mind is in my pinchers 

And I’m pinching harder than your sister’s nipple twisters

Assult

Shots fired

So I duck below 

The barracks of my cerebral cortex

Jul 30

I did a Hump Day (interview) with Eman. Check it out a www.yobeat.com
yobeatdotcom:

A Dope Hump Day with E-Man Anderson

I did a Hump Day (interview) with Eman. Check it out a www.yobeat.com

yobeatdotcom:

A Dope Hump Day with E-Man Anderson

Jul 27

The 30 Harshest Philosopher-on-Philosopher Insults in History -

sensiblephilosophy:

This is hilarious.

Jul 25

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Jul 22

Forever Forgetting

I wandered away with the daily newspaper under my arm like some sort of New York executive, except I was in my grimy, low-income apartment wearing one of those tuxedo t-shirts and faded black briefs with a hole in the gooch. Regardless, I felt collected, more collected than usual; my heart no longer felt like it was being fed through an acid coated meat grinder—It wont be long until I loose memory of her: the women I spent the last 26 years of my life with; the woman I went to prom with; The woman I skinny dipped at my parents lake with; the woman I lost my virginity to after skinny dipping with; the woman I once had child-like affection with; the woman I had a still born child with; the woman I ran my first, and only, half marathon with; the woman I did mushrooms and watched The Lion King on Broadway with; the woman I watched the sun rise in kayaks on the ocean with; the woman I sat on an iceberg eating iceberg lettuce with; the woman I stole a New York street sign with; the women that resembled hope. The woman that said she would always love me. The woman that I told I would always love. I’m finally forgetting about her. 

Huckleberry’s is an all night diner located in Government Camp. Late at night it feels like the perfect location to film a horror movie: quite, still, and oh so eerie.

Huckleberry’s is an all night diner located in Government Camp. Late at night it feels like the perfect location to film a horror movie: quite, still, and oh so eerie.

Jul 21

I’m spending most of my summer in Government Camp—no I have not joined the army—Government Camp is an unincorporated community south of Mount Hood, with a population of 193 people. It’s a calm place, for the most part; hosting a couple local bars, an ice cream shop, a couple ski shops, a couple cafés, and an all night dinner; there is no police station or fire station and, when not filled with snowboarders, it’s probably an egoless place…All the basic amenities for a surreal feeling community are met. I’m excited to be spending a summer here: to be a constant in such a transient ski and snowboard community. 

I’m spending most of my summer in Government Camp—no I have not joined the army—Government Camp is an unincorporated community south of Mount Hood, with a population of 193 people. It’s a calm place, for the most part; hosting a couple local bars, an ice cream shop, a couple ski shops, a couple cafés, and an all night dinner; there is no police station or fire station and, when not filled with snowboarders, it’s probably an egoless place…All the basic amenities for a surreal feeling community are met. I’m excited to be spending a summer here: to be a constant in such a transient ski and snowboard community.